Not only am I a hooker, but I’m also a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers

June 9, 2009


I will slit your throat for some Pop Rocks candy

June 9, 2009


God DAMN I love pop rocks!

I was forcibly removed from my camaro :(

June 9, 2009


I hope it’s okay…

I’m thinking her name is either Julie or Paul…

June 9, 2009


My trap senses are tingling.  In a completely professional way…

If I had a choice, would I do anything differently?

June 9, 2009


I will have to get back to you on that.  I’m looking at about 29 months for meth…