Kind of like Janeane Garofalo, without all the pomp and frills

June 9, 2009

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Not only am I a hooker, but I’m also a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers

June 9, 2009

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I will slit your throat for some Pop Rocks candy

June 9, 2009

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God DAMN I love pop rocks!


I was forcibly removed from my camaro :(

June 9, 2009

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I hope it’s okay…


Where am I?

June 9, 2009

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I’m thinking her name is either Julie or Paul…

June 9, 2009

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My trap senses are tingling.  In a completely professional way…


If I had a choice, would I do anything differently?

June 9, 2009

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I will have to get back to you on that.  I’m looking at about 29 months for meth…