Not only am I a hooker, but I’m also a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers

June 9, 2009

Prostitute-MugShots-15

Advertisements

I will slit your throat for some Pop Rocks candy

June 9, 2009

Prostitute-MugShots-14

God DAMN I love pop rocks!


I was forcibly removed from my camaro :(

June 9, 2009

Prostitute-MugShots-11

I hope it’s okay…


I’m thinking her name is either Julie or Paul…

June 9, 2009

Prostitute-MugShots-05

My trap senses are tingling.  In a completely professional way…


If I had a choice, would I do anything differently?

June 9, 2009

Prostitute-MugShots-04

I will have to get back to you on that.  I’m looking at about 29 months for meth…


I never learned how to turn frowns upside down :(

June 9, 2009

Prostitute-MugShots-03


I steal towels from public pools.

June 9, 2009

Prostitute-MugShots-02

I am also known to make sex at prices that are affordable