How Are You A Hooker?! is a site that asks hard hitting journalistic questions like “how are you a hooker?!” and “people actually pay you for sex??” I’ve always been fascinated by prostitutes since I watched “Pretty Woman” as a kid. Unfortunately, real prostitutes aren’t as spunky and pretty as Vivian, the hooker with a heart of gold played by actor Julia Roberts. Instead, most just look more like a damp leather glove left to dry in the hot August sun, or like they crawled out of a moldy old shoe. Maybe they all have an inner beauty I just can’t see. Maybe they do all have hearts of gold. I suppose I’ll never know.
Whatever the case may be, rest assured that someone out there actually paid these people for sexual favors and I Wanna Know WHY Goddammit!