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How Are You A Hooker?! is a site that asks hard hitting journalistic questions like “how are you a hooker?!” and “people actually pay you for sex??” I’ve always been fascinated by prostitutes since I watched “Pretty Woman” as a kid.  Unfortunately, real prostitutes aren’t as spunky and pretty as Vivian, the hooker with a heart of gold played by actor Julia Roberts.  Instead, most just look more like a damp leather glove left to dry in the hot August sun, or like they crawled out of a moldy old shoe.  Maybe they all have an inner beauty I just can’t see.  Maybe they do all have hearts of gold.  I suppose I’ll never know.

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Whatever the case may be, rest assured that someone out there actually paid these people for sexual favors and I Wanna Know WHY Goddammit!

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