Kind of like Janeane Garofalo, without all the pomp and frills
June 9, 2009
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Not only am I a hooker, but I’m also a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers
June 9, 2009
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I will slit your throat for some Pop Rocks candy
June 9, 2009
God DAMN I love pop rocks!
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I was forcibly removed from my camaro :(
June 9, 2009
I hope it’s okay…
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Where am I?
June 9, 2009
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I’m thinking her name is either Julie or Paul…
June 9, 2009
My trap senses are tingling. In a completely professional way…
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If I had a choice, would I do anything differently?
June 9, 2009
I will have to get back to you on that. I’m looking at about 29 months for meth…
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I never learned how to turn frowns upside down :(
June 9, 2009
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I steal towels from public pools.
June 9, 2009
I am also known to make sex at prices that are affordable
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I’m also a greeter at Wal-Mart on the weekends
June 7, 2009
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